Gosh hello everybody, now i'm really not in the mood to write anything stupid or funny, today was one hell of a day! Geez my brain is like burning right now! Let me tell you the whole story

Well okay i woke up like around 7 right, TO-TA-LLEY late for schoool. I dont know how could i wake up at 7. I was just like reaaaally tired and i just wanted to sleep right. My housemaid came to my room and woke me up,
"Mbak Tami nggak sekolah?",
(i was still half asleep) "Hah? Sekolaah...."
"Loh udah jam segini tam...."
"Jam berapa sih....."
i looked to the clock.
NO SHIT.
It's 6:57
Ohmygooooodnesss! So stupiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!

Well then at first i thought about skipping school right, i was just too lazy cause i dont want to get suspended. So i went back to sleep nyehehe. But i kept on thingking and thinking and i decided to just face it and go to school. Cause there were like looots of things to be done at school. I had to collect money from my friends for Teater Koma tickets, FOSSIL meeting afterschool, english test... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH school. i really hate it. Except the friendship part. But besides that, this certain stupid school i go to is my number one enemy.

I woke up too late so i decided not to take a bath (i do this preeetty often if im already really late, haha!) i just washed my face, brush my teeth, spray some perfume and capcus to school like always, by ojek. haha. i told the babang ojek to go fast cuz i was already late. and good thing he's a good driver:D

Arriving at school i was the only one who was late haha. I went to the gate and found no guru piket there, so i couldnt go in, cause the gate was locked. Goodthing one of my senior came and he asked me to go in through the junior high gate. The teacher was there, i should fill out this form of lateness(?).

Nama: Utami Sandyarani
Kelas/No: XI-BAHASA/9
Waktu: 7:19
Alasan keterlambatan: telat bangun

Cuz i was late more than 15 minutes, i gotta meet the headmistress first-_- and she asked me why was i late what did i do last night yadayadayada, and alas i was suspended for one hour. Anyway when i went into the class it was Indonesian Literature right and we had to make this autobiography, i hadnt finished it yet but i had to collect it. shit.

Later we got english, IT WAS EFFIN BOOOOOOOOOOORING.
The teacher was explaining about kinds of text. Exposition, Report, Descriptive, Discussion... BLAH BLAH BLAH i got really sleepyyyy and the teacher was like keep on asking us question but because nobody was in a good mood so nobody answered, the class was totally gloomy somehow i didnt know why. it was hot, i hadnt taken a bath, i felt so shitty.

And the most horrible thing was, we got Bahasa Indonesia. OHMYGOOOOOOOSH i was reaaaly not in the mood into that. We had to finish this Kompasmuda thingybingy. The thing wasnt what we did, but THE TEACHER. UGH. ARGH. ASSHOLE. She kept on talking and talking and UGH i dont knooow, WE JUST HATE HER SO MUCH.
and PLUS, we went into the computer room right, one of my friend brought her handy to school. (for those who havent known yet that it is PROHIBITED at my school to bring handy or any devices OKAY?)
I didnt know how could the teacher noticed it.
Ms.M: N, kamu bawa hp ya disitu? (pensil case) sini kasih ke ibu
N : (took out her handy in a really angry way) Nanti ngambil laginya gimana bu?
Ms.M: Nggak tau. Keluarin kartu simnya. Nanti kamu istirahat ke kepala sekolah.
N : (muka bt banget) (kok jadi bahasa indonesia? yaudahlah)

PARAH BANGET KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN ANJRIT. Mana selain itu tuh guru super KEPO KESELBANGET GUE GILA. Masa kan dia punya fb gitu jadi bisa liat anak2 mana aja nih yang masih ol malem-malem, nah anakbahasa kan suka ol ampe tengah malem gitu kan, trus pas perwalian, wali kelas kita bilang gini
MS. D: Kalian kok sering telat sih? Makanya jangan suka online ampe malem-malem....
Gue : Hah? Kok tau bu? Wah waaaah....
Ms. D : Ada deh sumber yang ngasih tau...
YEEE SIAPA LAGI KALO BUKAN TUH GURU YANG SUPER DUPER RESEK KAYA TELEK AYAM. mana kepo banget sih mau tau banget segala urusan orang, YEE
URUSIN TUH DIRI SENDIRI BARU URUSIN ORANG LAIN
asshole!

Ya hari pun makin membiti kan huhuhu mana gue super pusing nggak tau kenapa kepala gue yang sebelah kiri nyut-nyutan gitu, sakit gigi pula! lemes lagi nyeh... mati aja apa? hahaha saking BETE nya anak-anak kelas gue ampe di papan tulis tuh kita tulis

CIRI-CIRI KALAU KELAS LAGI BT:

1. Wajah suram
2. 5L (Letih, lemah, lesu, lunglai, satu lagi lupa gue)
3. Dicolek dikit langsung ngamuk
4. Kalau ditanya guru nggak ada yang jawab, entah nunduk, entah lirik-lirik ke arah lain supaya ga bertatapan sama guru trus diminta jawab.
5. Kalau guru bercanda, nggak ada yang ketawa.
6. Kalau guru ngasih tugas langsung EMOSI BESAR
7. Ada aja barang yang dibanting, entah tas, tempat pensil, entah buku, apa kek

Jika anda menemukan ciri-ciri seperti ini pada kami, dimohon untuk tidak melanjutkan pembelajaran karena sesuatu yang anda tak pernah inginkan bisa terjadi kepada anda.

Signed,
Grimm Reaper

Ya begitulah kelas gue lagi di tingkat merah kalo diumpamain gunung berapi yang mau meletus. colek dikit langsung pasang muka bringas trus ngamuk, "BRENGKI LO COLEK COLEK!!!!! NGAJAK RIBUT HAH??? AAAARGH GAUSAH COLEK-COLEK GUE!!!! DHUER!!!!(ditonjok)" ya semacam itulah. Sensitif abis.

Gue yang sudah sangat amat mengharapkan kepulangan ini ternyata belom bisa berpulang ke pangkuan ibu pertiwi rumah. Gue butuh banget pulang.
MAU MANDI TRUS TIDURR. secara gue belom mandi tadi pagi. badan gue superduper lengket kea lem kanji iuh. haha ga gitu juga sih. Ya saudara-saudara ternyata masih ada RAPAT FOSSIL.

Apakah itu FOSSIL? fossil itu adalah tulang peninggalan hewan purba langka yang masih memiliki kandungan mineral. NGAPAIN JUGA FOSSIL DIRAPATIN? Fossil yang dimaksud disini adalah sebuah acara, acara anak osis sekolah gue walopun gue bukan osis tapi gue dimasukin ke panitianya gitu deh seksi band (ya, seperti tahun lalu-_-); Gue dan Disti yang lagi super ultra BETE ini pun terpaksaikut rapat, untung seksi gue koordinatornyagabisa dateng jadi gue cepet pulang deh haha.

Ya, sekian deh hari gue yang kesungguhan menyebalkan ini. AAAARGH SAKIT GIGI PUSIIING. ouyeah buat 12th graders yang mau prom nih malem ini, have fun ya. kapan gue bisa kaya lo pada.......... masih tahun depan huh.................................... shit.

Oh ya, hp gue DUA-DUANYA lagi bikin gue ngamuk banget nih. Yang esia suka tiba-tiba mati gara2 sering jatoh, trus yang m3. SAMA AJA. suka tiba2 mati soalnya batrenya udah ngerror au ah ga ngerti AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH SICK OF IT HAHAUHUAWHUHAW AJEGILE EMO ABIS GUE TAE.

AU AH UDAH AH GUE MAU RESTART KOMPUTER SOALNYA WLM GUE FAKING ERROR NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH HIDUP.

stay....
TAMI